Everyone knows the font called Comic Sans, y'know, the one that's called the worst.
It wasn't called the worst because of "it looks crappy" infact, there is a deeper meaning behind the font.
When Microsoft was making the font, they had kids and comic book writers editing it to make it look like, kid and comic book writing.
Right?
Wrong.
Microsoft is a torture group, created by Evil Patrixxx. They started to make computers. When ideas were low, they had kids and famous comic book writers (like Stan Lee) put into Patrixxx's office. He would use Goar Blast and the blood spatters on the wall resembled text.
This is how Comic Sans was created.
Don't use this font ever, they're still killing people, you could be next!